What are twinkies? mmm.. cream filling!


Cacti and horny men

What are two things characterized by hard protrusions and capable of providing refreshments to the thirsty?

Walmart, K-Mart, Fredericks of Hollywood

What are the 3 anchor stores at the most prestigious mall on the Redneck Riveria?

monster trucks

In the movie "Beauty and the Beast," where was the place "beast" did "beauty"? (I think the scene was cut from the "G" rated version :( )

New Orleans

In What American City is it easiest to find a "trailer trash" hooker with an exotic french name?

Bob-job

What is the professional title of those who test wash tubs for use in bobbing for apples games?

semen stains

What will martinizing NOT remove from a wedding dress with only hours to go before her wedding?

whipped cream and other delights.

What record album cover caused a epidemic of erections in 1968??

taste of honey

an aside
 

take it off baby!

sorry for the interuption....
the answer is still....
"a taste of honey"

What is a taste much sweeter than wine?


bra strap flap

What was the one scandal that the Clinton Administration did successfully cover up?

kegger

What is the next stage up from 'spare tire and 'beer gut'?


Married to Prince Charming

What is a Gay Wet Dream?

tounge fatigue

What do you wish your wife would get more often?


Bullock

How to keep the bull from going far.

water balloons

What does Anna Nicole Smith remind you of?


Smoking in the boys room

What was Brownsville Station's cover up and distraction for sucking each other off in the stalls?

Welcome to the Machine

What was the sign on the computer Dicksbro used at the public library every morning? :D :D

Mad dogs and Englishmen

What are beefeaters?

bibbidy, bobbity, boo.

What is it that rhymes with “I lick the girly goo”?


a Leash

What I get stuck with when I misbehave?

Frankenstein, a vibrator and Pixies-Place!!

Where can you find the current flowing this Halloween?


Once bitten, twice shy

What is the reply to My, my, my?

Too many people, not enough condoms

What is the goverment saying in Africa???


Toot, toot, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

What is the pause that really refreshes?

A single dollar

What is the cost of a dime's worth of candy?

Fun and happiness

What is option 2 after love and happiness?

snot

What is the opposite of tis?

Going for the Gold

What is an euphemism for "Giving her Multiple Orgasms"?


Thongs and sarongs

What is considered overdressed for a pixies party?

Hands-on therapy.

what is sucking your thumb?

Tipping a waiter or watress.

What is more rewarding than cow tipping?

Dinkey-doo

What is another way of saying junior sized penis?

"Damn it, Janet!"

How Did Brad Profess his love in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"?

meatloaf

What is not a good endearment for the woman in your life?

elderberry wine

What it was that your "mother smelled of" when the French taunted King Arthurs men in the Holy Grail?

A "ham-ster"

What is a small pig?


OU812

What is the element of the formula, expressed as a value, that presents the question of cunnilingus as a mathematical equation?

Zero and less

What are my chances of getting any this morning? (The kid will be getting up for school soon...and neither of my women are stirring....)

Less than unity.