i'm so happy with my ex right now, he in no way is frustrating me this afternoon :nuts: LMAO!

I think ex-husbands are the best. I know I love mine to pieces.

this thread totally leaves me straight faced, nope not laughing at any of these responses AT ALL, I just hate it

I'm sure that my new employers will buy me one of those "New Products" gekkogecko posted about. :D

My computer is soooo freakin fast!

I lurv calling the Department of Children and Families. Their workers here in my area are not at all overworked and stressed to the max. I should probably apply for a job there, it just seems like such a relaxing environment.

I'm sure that, if Lilith DID apply at the Department of Children and Families, she would not whip that office into shape (so to speak) upon being hired.

I'm sure Jeb, whom I love and respect almost as much as his brother, would promote me to chief cook and bottle-washer immediately upon my filing my application.

......And the 2 above me aren't flashin T&A!!!!

Coaster doesn't appreciate it in the least, either.

I don't.......... I'm soooooooo offended!

*sits back and stuffs face* with :corn:

I'm never sleeping on Booger's waterbed again!!!

I love accounting and wish I could do it all of the time.

mine too!
greased lightning i tell ya!

I didn't eat the entire portion of Roast Pork Egg Foo Young in one sitting.

I'm not thinking that ^^^ post means that WI ate TWO portions of Roast Pork Egg Foo Young in one sitting. :D

My son HATED the wave pool at the waterpark today. He was scared shitless of the water, I don't know if I'll ever get him to go back.

I hate it when my Friday gets here - just don't have a thing to do this weekend. And I don't want any suggestions either!

I'm not sitting here, wondering how much cooler the night air might get and if I should try to load some more stuff on the truck yet tonight.

I have never (never ever) coveted another woman's husband. :hot:

Of course, I do not only mean that I would never covet them for a hot :hot: night of sex

Nor have I ever wanted to have a hot night of sex with our sexy Engineering VP at work. :D

Nor did I just think about him....naked :spin:

My libido never peaks right before I am in the Hut :D

I've never had the sneaking suspicion that I'm incriminating myself. :D

I did not laugh at all at osuche's sucession of postings, nor do I understand what she is talking about. :rofl:

I am not glad I was the only one who did not find that funny.

It's not taking me an extraordinary amount of time to paint my fingernails and toenails.

Bacon is overrated.

Sleeping in this morning was horrible. I hope I never do it again.

I'd never play on Pixies instead of studying for my Stats final....which is NOT gonna happen this afternoon. :yikes:

I don't already have about four bruises where I've banged myself. Said bruises, of course, wouldn't have all come because of my apparent inability to carry something AND walk out of a door at the same time. :eek:

*closes her eyes and clicks her heels*
Today is not my last day of summer vacation
Today is not my last day of summer vacation
*peeks*
Today is not my last day of summer vacation

I just threw some red ruby slippers in the mail to Lil.

I'll them Monday to my first day of planning

I think Lil should wear braids and a pinnafore, too, to complete the ensemble.

I think those cute white ruffly socks will look great too!

I prefer schoolgirls over nurses. :hot:

I am sooooo psyched up about camping out on the living room floor tonight. :D

Lil doesn't need a little dog to complete her Wizard of Oz emsemble.

Plus, I can't think of anyone who could audition for the part of the Wicked Witch.