Yes I have and it wasn't until I was 31 lol.

HYEML as the song would say in a Burger King Bathroom doing the humpty lol.

Nope. And probably never will. :shrug:

HYEML but couldn't get an orgasm?

Well, duh.

HYEML in front of a non-involved audience?

If you count our cat ... yes. :)

HYEML along a wooded trail?

Yep.

HYEML with someone for a one-night stand?

Nope, no one-night-stands for me.

HYEML in your garage?

no

HYEML while watching porn at the same time

Yes

HYEML on silk sheets?

I don't remember doing that, so I'll say no.

HYEML on a cruise ship?

nope

HYEML with multiple partners in one night?

Nope.... offering?

HYEML in a parked train car?

No, I've never had that pleasure.

HYEML in a MOVING train car (include streetcars if you like)?

Yes.... somewhere between San Antonio and Tucson.

HYELM knowing someone else was watching?

Not exactly. One time one of our kids almost caught us by opening the door to our bedroom when we were "busy." Fortunately, we did have the covers over us. :yikes:

HYEML in your garage?

nope

Have your ever made love and called out someone else's name?