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What's a delicate way of describing penetration?
If the shoe fits ... |
If the shoe fits...........
What did the prince mumble repeatedly as he peered up Cinderella's skirt? When in doubt... |
What did the man say when he brought *both* hookers home?
Lick the plate |
What did the dom tell her slave to do.
You can trust you car to the man who wears the star. |
What did the General tell the woman who was stranded on the highway?
Finger Lickin Good |
What did the colonel say to the young lady after they had sex.
The Lone Ranger |
Who is somebody who really enjoys sex for one.
Its a local call. |
what did I tell the guy who tried to dial long distance for pizza?
jinx |
what is one thing that is always better when "High"?
bronze in swimming. |
What do they call a poolside threesome.
Keep your end up. |
what did the horny guy say to the woman when he want doggie style sex?
that is a bargain |
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When asked about the enlarged bar ... what did the guy say? :trout: Cheaper by the dozen. |
what did the bartender say when you ordered a round of shots?
lap dancers |
What are Sumo wrestlers never?
A little to the right please. |
what did the guy say to the woman who put her hand on his left thigh?
unmentionables |
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