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Where did Pres. Bush say not to have the Clinton family reunion?
Reach a little higher please. |
What did the basketball star tell the midget to do if he wanted to play better defensive basketball?
Oh, yeah, in there, please. |
What did the secretary tell her boss after he locked his office.
Strippers are us!! |
what is the best store I've ever been in?
jumpin' jack flash |
What did they call the hyperactive exhibitionist male?
Bingo! |
What do you hear just before you hear three old ladies say "Damn!”?
One last one please. |
What did the debt-ridden prostitute ask for?
There's no business like show business. |
What is the Exhibitionist Credo?
Sumt, Sumuttering, and Porn |
Name the The Three Horny Mice
Mu Shu Pork |
How would you order a cow to frighten a pig away?
The check's in the mail. |
What is the wrong way to pay a hooker?
King Arthur |
Who did Sir Lancelot cuckold?
A piece of cake. |
When his inflatable doll sprang a leak, what did the birthday boy turn to?
Strawberry shortcake |
Who was Truly Scrumptious’s secret lover in “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang”?
“I’ve got a bad feeling about this.” |
what emotion is going through one's head when they get home and realize they've forgotten their anniversary?
today is gonna be the day |
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