What is between the legs of a "Flower Child"?

Running Faucet

What was the indian name given to the brave with the most powerful orgasms?

The Rock

What do the ladies beg dannyk to slip them?

Damn you fine fine woman!

What is the only correct answer to, "do I look fat in this dress?"

Not tonight, I have a headache.

What is the mating call of the greater Male Pixieholic?

Trains, planes, and Automobiles.

Three creative locations to try and make love when you're on the go.

Breakfast, lunch and dinner.

What came about after the saying " Man doth not live by sex alone.."

Cherry

What was that loud pop heard at every highschool prom?

Dog Haus

Is that where my hubby slept last night???????


pea shooter and a gazoo

What are tool Mistress employes for training the budding Junior High school age dominatrix students?

hickeys and bite marks

What is a vampire's signature??


Pain and pleasure

What are the fundamental tenants of the concept that “Sex without danger is like food without spice"?


the wristwatch

What is the name the girls in the "fisting" club call looking out for Mr. Big (hands)?

silk and peanut butter.

What were Dr. George Washington Carver's two fetishes?

pert

What is the standard abbreviation for "Pixies Exhibitionists Renewal Therapy"?

The Transexuals' Ball.

What did the Bull Dyke think would be a good method of Hormone replacement therapy?

"Dance With Me"

What does the stripper say before she offers her g-string for a dollar?

A birthday, Skipthisone and plenty of alcohol

What do you need to always have a good time?

Las Vegas to St. Louis to Florida

What is the wrong way to get from Seattle to Chicago to Boston

Fosters, a cold mug; and a warm woman

What some might call a 3 course dinner?

fudge factor

What is how much shit is on the dick after anal intercourse???????
(Omg..can't believe I just typed that....lmao)

A dictionnary, a dictato and a dick!

A dick-tato???You calling me a dick-tato???or is that supposed to be something else???

Well then either way....love.
What contains nouns and verbs, directives and a dangling participial?

pay load

What does a hooker call the John's orgasm??????


Cumkwat!

What is the money shot in the midget porno movie called?

Spooky, kooky and gooey

What do they call it when Halloween is cumming

Happy, horny and hard

What are the three basic constituents of the male a pre orgasmic state?

Navel flood

What happens when the Navy men all jerk off at the same time???? :D

Duct tape and a tape worm

What did McGyver use to mix his special tequila?

Beauty and the Beast

What is the affectionate term we use to refer to Summer and her on-line Pixie guy?

lamp posts and leprichans

What happens when a little guy gets carried away selecting a dildo.

Rain, snow, and a mattress

What along with "the gloom of night" will not stop the postman from ringing twice?

balls deep

what is the 1000's of plastic balls play area called by MacDonalds Employees?

rose petals and horse linament.

What are Hers and His baths for S&M devotees?

Milkshake

What do you get of the chachacha dancing cow?

an answering machine.

What's needed when the conversation begins, "This will just take a few minutes ... "

900 numbers

What filled dicksbro's first 'little black book', prompting the second?


Two cents worth

What is a tickle at the Sensual Healing Massage Parlor?

cry me a river.

What is the only thing your can do when the batteries give out on your favorite vibrator late at night after a really bad date?

Low Headroom

What are bunkbeds.

White, creamy and in demand