A fellating prophet

thong bikinis

What is always up my crack???


Jeckell and Hyde, and an experiment

Exactly who and what, is that "2 faced son of bitch" in the labcoat doing with my beaker?

Miss Piggy

Who claims to like the color green better than any other woman?

bubble cum and booby sox

What are the titles of CK's Fave schoolgirl pornos?:p


~now and laters~

when are the best times to have sex



joke, stroker and midnight toker

What are a tale, a fail, and a frail?

Larry Moe and Curly

Who have all taken turns "poking" Shemp?

Fat Chance

~fat chance: What is a date with a singer named "Dominoe"?

"My Sex Life"

What is on vacation?


Lixy and Nikki in Dixie

What is "Hell on Wheels?"

Bell, Book, and Candle

Why was Abe Lincoln doing a timed reading?

Morning; Noon and Night

What is when everybody wants it but seldome gets it?

The pause that refreshes.

What do you call that split second you come up for air during a hot deep muff diving session?

stone cold

What is my penis on a cold morning?

Drip, drip, drop

oh-my...What is a good reason to see you doctor especially if it hurrrrrts when you pee.?

a prehensile thumb.

what is great for rubbing the pre-cum into the tip?

yellow snow

What does not a good snowman make?


Sex In the City

On what HBO series do women talk about it but never DO it?

Ride 'em Cowboy!

What's the cry from the rooms over the saloon?

Queer As Folk

What do redneck gays call themselves?

All screwed up.

What is I wish I was????????????????


naked tennis and too many balls

What is a dangerous combination.

Veni, Vidi, Viagra

What is latin for 'I came, I saw, I stood tall'?

A sheep

What animal is most afraid where the men are men and the women are men?

Duck Tape and WD-40.

What do you need to shut the wife up, and open the wife up?

Bagels and doughnuts

Danny: Damned near fell outta my chair!!!!

What make great edible cock-rings?

A strobe light and a glow-in-the-dark condom

That would be ....What was the Movie working title of the 1969's Beatles first psydellic genre move ...later to be released under the title "The Yellow Submarine"?

The kids of Memphis

Who goes Trick-or-Treating at Graceland?

Peanut Butter and Mashed Banana sandwiches

What is Elvis's favorite sandwich???


tin foil, a can of tuna and some pistachio's

What was Elvis trying to pass when he passed??

kid creole

What is a musician...that I am not very fond of???? ;)


coconuts and grapefruits

Oh...would that be, let me see....About what durometer and size, on the fruit scale of hardness, do testis attain when a patient is diagnoses with a terminal case of "Blue Balls"?

pump-kin

I was a little late on the buzzer again 20,000 leagues.

At what depth did Captain Niemo promise his girl friend they could fuck? sort of the inverse of the Mile High Club

Dolly Parton

okay, south, hold on a sec!

South - you're tooo kind
Murphy - falling off? you need duct tape? :D

Pump-kin ~ What happens in every redneck town around Hallowe'en? (apologies to any rednecks here! :D)

Dolly Parton ~ What celebrity wanted to open a theme park called "Magic Mountains"?

a phillips and a flat head

What names did the 2 serial rapists pen their anonymous diaries under?

a 100 amp gasoline generator

What is how did the deaf camping group run their vibrators?

sailor dresses and thigh high nylons

What did the unknown 7th member of The Village People wear when they performed their hit song "In the Navy"?


Great Balls of Fire!!

What was shouted at the Luau when the firedancer had a painful accident.

lillies of the valley