I have a fun afternoon planned.

I don't

I really didn't want another email response before I had to leave for the next five hours or so.

I have all my work done!!!!!!!

My heart is totally not breaking for AngelicVampires

(don't see her thread in the advice section)

I don't hope her life gets any better. In fact, I hope it continues to suck!

i hate you all.

and here is something that didn't happen today....i didn't look down into my lap while sitting on a lounger at the pool to see a tampon string hanging out of my bathing suit omfg, fomcpmplmfao.
i had no trouble playing that ^^ straight at all

I didn't laugh at ^^^'s post.

I know exactly what fomc stands for.

I absolutely did NOT just pleasure myself most gloriously!

that is not hot at all :drool:

and fomc does not stand for fall off my chair

Oh yeah...I knew that. :D

Ya'll don't make me laugh one bit.

I didn't..
 

I didn't miss any of you.

I hope you all had a horrible day and had zero fun at all.

I had so much fun at work I was crying that I had to go at 5.

I don't think in my job that I collect more crap than those guys that clean port-a-potties.

I didn't do over 25 inspections in 100+ degree heat, sweat my rear off, then be told with one hour to go in the work day that I had to cram my body into a small meeting room, with no air flow at all, with 20 other numbnuts, all of us smelling of sweaty rancid ass. Where they didn't tell us that every single policy and procedure that we used each and every day was changing this afternoon starting effectively tomorrow.

If I would have had to do that.. I would have loved it and found it very pleasant.

I also didn't have pervin thoughts about ANYONE on this board either throughout my day.

I shouldn't seek theraphy about that...

^^^ I think therapy is a rotten idea.

Also, i was not amused by wyndhy's tampon post. At all. In fact, I found it rather gross and offensive.
























:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

My soon-to-be eight-year old son today didn't ask me what "sarcasm" was, and, of course, my mind didn't immediately think of this thread when trying to come up with a definition.

I didn't find that amusing at all!

I am excitedly looking forward to tomorrow and the many things I need to do. I've got it all planned out, of course, how to get each one done.

I'm tickled that I have a coldsore just in time for a little trip.

I wouldn't tell him to look it up in the dictionary,... right next to Steph's picture.:rolleyes2

I have no comment to that ^^^^^

Mr. Osuche isn't so afraid of the spider that was sited (4 days ago) in his office that I am not considering re-naming the room to "the spider's lair"

Words cannot describe how excited I am that one of the big, brawny men I had not conned into helping me load my moving truck cancelled out on me.

I am not on my way to bed - good morning all.

I'm not heading to bed, either, but if I were, I'm sure it wouldn't be because I'm exhausted.

There's nothing painful about moving away from the life you've known for years and starting a new life.

I'm thinking of blowing off work today, as well as packing, and hitting an amusement park.

I'm thinking about not dong that tomorrow^^^

I probably wouldn't do it today if I had to go to work.

I'm not emotional at all today.

I'm never sitting and listening to her^^^ spew stuff ever again!

i have no encouragement to offer flutelady cause she's always been so mean to me....so, don't expect any hugs.

))))))))))) Flutelady(((((((((((((((

I haven't cried once today.

Oh gees ok.... come here.........




















You didn't expect a :hug: from ME did you?

THAT ^^^ did NOT make me laugh. :D

I'm excited that my cable connection is working with my work notebook so that I can effectively work from home this morning.

I absolutely adore doing tasks I haven't done at work in over a year. I remember how to do them so well!

I haven't noticed that there are quite a few new englanders posting here.

i hate kissing. soft lips and firm tongues. little nibbles and licks. sucking my tongue into his mouth, mimicking the way our bodies come together when we make love. bleh! i must stop writing about kissing right now....it's making me sick to my stomach.

I don't feel at all like I'm throwing instructions out left and right to my replacement, and I'm 100% sure that she's grasping it all.

^^^ Oh continue... I hate your dribble..... and it's affect on me.... !GNIOB

Oh I'm sure that you're not showing off and trying to make her feel incompetent!

I appreciate that ^^^ a LOT.