What do you call a little girl who has been in the sun too long?

Condoms and a bulldozer

what "Scat-man" America's favorite deviant super hero needs to plow his way thru the evil homo lounge to rectify all the wrongs that have been done.???

u237

What did prisoner# 69 say to prisoner# 37, after finishing with prisoner# 23, in the men's showers?

Dwarves, elves, hobbits and gnomes

What describes the sexual partners of a person with a "Snow White" fetish?

the "Lap of Luxury"

What is the term for licking a pixie gal's puss?

"Cumming!"

What is YES I AM!!!!!!! :D :D


Silly putty, duct tape and a can of beans.

What are the three F's ... fun, fix it and farts.

Wash cloth, soap and baby oil.

What are good post pubic shave dressings?

Stray Dogs

What is the name of the new Korean fast food chain?


Jabbed with a stick

What is a corn dog

A condom and a balloon salesmen

What are scared of pricks?


A crystal goblet

What is a classic Glyndwr photo prop?

paper hats and noise makers.

What items does congress need both more and less of to really make the political parties fun?

Lawyers, guns and money

What 3 things are included in most stories on the nightly news.

hidden valley

What is great clevage

eruptions

What is the usual consequence for Pixie's men after viewing pictures of Pixie's women?

Friends in Low Places

What really helps when you're trying to make a human pyramid?


"A twelve-inch, please! Hold the mayo!"

What did the hooker say when she was introduced to the lead characters in "An Officer & A Gentleman"?

a dragon eating muesli

How did St.George explain the steaming load on his shoes?

pussy whipped

What is, "Stirring up the creamy residue?"

Oil of Olay

What is my favorite soap that I use daily??


Semen and Seamen :D

What is the reason the transviste hookers hang out at the piers?

a "full gainer"

An erecting cock making it's way to a pussy

Katchup, mustard and a bun

What are three things besides an erection that you will absolutely need to play let's dress the weiner ( hot dog)?

Gilded Calf

What do they call that ugly gold leafed lamp in the basement - just like the one in "A Christmas Story" only not so tall.

hormones and handsprings.

What are 2 signs of someone who needs it NOW!?

Shake, furburger and an order of thighs.

What is a fast food restaurant trying out a creative new menu?

Leaping tall buildings in a single bound.

How did the superheo tear his tights?

Gaude au Musiciteur.

What is latin for "Gaudy Minstral"?

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy

Who leave gifts at approximatley the same time you want to make your own gift delivery with your s/o?

beaded handbags

What are decorative places to carry hands?

Fire and smoke

What do old ladies beat dirty old men with?
(ty Ruth Buzzi and Arte Johnson!)

Peace sign, roaches and Jane Fonda

What is on the floor of Jane Fonda's bedroom?


Steamy bathroom, soap on the floor, shower running and moaning noises.

what was the inspriation for the Village Peoples 1976 hit YMCA?

the tufted tit mouse

What is an infrequent gerbil replacement item?

a fish named Wanda.

What smells like a pussy?

Hand lotion is good.

What is a good replacement for water when filling a water bed mattess?

darkglasses and the "gloryhole"

What is good for front and back usage at a Springsteen concert.

hippety hoppety boop!

What did the Easter Bunny do when he met Betty Boop?


silverbells and cockleshells

What a dapper yet kinky "man about town" wears over his cock and balls ?

seersucker