*sigh*
 

This isn't my favorite thread on this site.

I know exactly why it is my favorite.

I am sooo looking forward to going back to work tomorrow.

I don't think the women on here are hot at all. None of them. Especially not Wyndhy, Lilith or IAKG.

I didn't find myself periodically checking the boards here today off an on since I was off today.

And I didn't have two amazing orgasms today thinking about anyone from here either.

I'm absolutely sure that none of the Pixies women are curious as to which Pixie Zephreck was thinking about when he didn't have two amazing orgasms today.

I'm not going to take Zeph's approach to posting a list here ;)

I didn't giggle at Zeph's mention of the Bowling for soup song, because I didn't hear it on my work and it absolutely made me overjoyed that I left that god-foresaken state.

I don't have a clue what WildIrish is on about when he says that I lowered the NE IQ percentage... People here are so darned smart, it's us crazy Texan transplants that don't know a lick.

I didn't have to scroll through pages of posts on this thread to catch up for today.

And, I absofuckinlutely love my new manager, I'd propose we clone him in a heartbeat.

Well..
 

Well to not answer IAkareokegirl...

I couldn't possibly limit the list down for you any at all but I can gurantee you that the influence of pictures from Wendhy, you and Lilith had nothing to do with it. And also guarantee you that none of the flirtaceous remarks that none of you have given me were appreciated or had any affect on me at all.

I also couldn't possibly have thought of at least each of the three of you not even the tiniest little bit during the hour long session I did'n't have when they didn't occur. Most assuredly not at all.

I am certain that none of you were in my thoughts at all.

I am sure you don't want to know who I was thinking of exactly though at the precise time I didn't erupt nor what exactly I wasn't thinking of with them.

And I think you would hate that too much and don't like that you are wondering about that now either.

And sense you not wondering is not sexy as hell.. I will probably tell you and confess to you all now.... :cboy:

Well now..
 

I am certainly pissed to see that Maddy hates me and would never copy anything I ever did.

I am also pissed that she didn't take the time to not catch up on this thread at all.

I hate that she doesn't miss Texas. And hope to hell she never finds herself back out this way. As I am sure none of us would make her feel welcome now that she has left.

Also very glad that her new manager isn't an :ahole:

I would love for her to love it there so she wouldn't be tempted to come back.

I'm glad that *I* certainly wasn't any part whatsoever of what Zephreck did or did not do today, nor was I even in his thoughts at all. I'm sure that wyndhy and Lilith feel the same way--I mean, what do people think we have posted pictures here for, for peeps to perve?

OMG heaven forbid!

I'm certainly not confused by sarcasm in this thread.

i wasn't at all lost in Zeph's (I'm certain of the pronounciation of that full nick and just ache to type the whole damn extra few letters) previous post about what and who he didn't think about while orgasming (is that a word, Lixy?).

I definitely don't think that this thread reminds me at times of the Spanish I took in college, trying to follow the double negatives and the like.

I don't cringe when I hear double negatives, and my mathematical brain doesn't go to the point of thinking ... negative two plus negative two equals positive four.

It doesn't..
 

take me 5 times as long to write one of these posts as the others..

I don't make about 15 mistakes each time and have to go back and retype them either.

I am not sorry for any confusion my posts create.

I certainly wouldn't answer any questions about them if they were PMed to me.

I only use correct grammar and spelling and punctuation at all times. Even though I don't know better.

I certainly didn't laugh when I read maddy's post--it was not amusing in the least to me, and I don't wish that she would not post like that again.

my punctuation and capitalization is always up to snuff in my online chatter/posting - can't you tell? hehehehe

I've not become more obsessed with grammar as I see a decreasing rate of good grammar in the world around me, mine excluded of course.

I really don't smell like stale sweat, thanks to a very lackluster gym workout

I'm not thinking of playing hard-to-get tomorrow night.

And I'm definitely not going to be thinking of anyone as I go to bed tonight, since I'm sure he won't be thinking of me.

i did not feel kinky in the least when i put on rubber gloves to clean the shower this morning.

It's really too early in the day to have already hung up on my mother.

I have so many elves here to help me work!

I did not make a huge mistake today that is gonna cause someone severe pain

that's awesome!
i want lil to know that i am not here for her if she needs a friend to listen.

And I want wyndhy to stay away from me with those rubber gloved hands of hers!

thanks for nothing!

I'd never be tempted to squeeze it in between those ^^^^^ ties!

i am not thinking of rubber gloves...or oil...or massages....or hand jobs...

i am not twisted either

Oh gawd........ did she say "twist" :dizzy: :faint:

I'm not leaving now and trying to get work done....... I'm NOT!

i would just like to say that i am thrilled to be in the hut....i have been anxiously awaiting my trip here and i couldn't be happier. yay for the hut!!!!!!

^^^ Wahoo for the hut!

My legs feel teriffic after the yoga workout i did last night.

I have absolutely no problem at all getting by on about four hours of sleep, especially since I don't have a long day ahead of me and 4-1/2 hours to drive (round-trip) this afternoon, when I won't be at my sleepiest.

I did not get my point across at all to my atty today and she is not looking into filing a motion, I am not at all relieved.

I am *so* impressed with my ex-husband that I can't see for the life of me why we ever broke up.

i have nothing nice to say to lil...such as yay! or 'grats! and no hugs or ^5's to offer.

In no way am I craving a man's intimate touch on my body, nor would such a gesture be anything close to welcome at this very moment.

i won't bbl.

I seriously hope you don't hurry back.

I'm not going to miss wyndhy one bit.

wnydhy who?

If I had nothing to do this afternoon, taking a nap wouldn't be the first thing on my list of possible tasks.

Well I'm NOT calling you to keep you^^^^^^^ awake and distracted!