It was stolen....it is the title of a novel by Erma Bombeck called, The Grass is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank.

General Issimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

Why can't they make a windshield that really deflects rocks from the highway?

Do bunnies ever think about wearing human slippers?

Do rabbits carry around a "human's foot"?

Why do I always end up *more* tired after taking a nap???

because you wake up in the middle of your REM cycle :)

Thanks, maddy. :)


Why is a "serving" of cereal not enough to fill me up, but a "serving" of M&Ms is too big?

And I love how now a bottle of soda has 2.5 servings. :rolleyes:

Why do some bottled water labels say 'Sodium Free' - and then you look on the ingredients label, and there's some Sodium in it?!

They're not charging you for the sodium.

Buy this water...get the sodium free! :D

Rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

"baseball been berry berry good to me............ :D"

why do professionals get a different "grade"?

Maybe they're graded on a curve? :confused:

I wish I knew a teacher who could tell us how she grades professionals. :p

Every once in a while, when you least expect it - humankind pays a visit with a pleasant surprise.