I'm taking half a point for walking around hard all day! I think I've earned it. lmfao

The local gay weekly had an article on Masturbation Month and included some fast facts:

-Animals observed jerking off in captivity include chimps and bonobos, our closest relatives, as well as dolphins and porcupines
-Elephants have been observed using their trunks to get off (I AM JEALOUS!)
-Vibrators were originally invented to treat hysteria
-According to ancient Greek myth, the god Hermes invented masturbation

I'm probably at about 30 for the month and I'm up for another session right about now. ;)

LOL Kim...our founder once gave me a video of chimps whacking off taken while on a vacation :p

Obviously they didn't quite think it through enough. The batteries that run said vibrators CREATE hysteria at the time when treatment is needed the most! :rolleyes2


Um...so I hear. :D

Do you still have that vid? It's for, um, WI. Yesssss, that's right. WildIrish wants to see it.

There's no doubt in my mind. :p

lol I'll have to look... it was a million years ago

i think i see a frenzie of forwarded emails looming :D

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Belial?

31 for me so far :D

once. :( But it's been a hectic month. :)

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I think you need help ;)

:hump: :d:

Hahahaha... I knew I would catch you!!!

I don't know if I should celebrate or be ashamed of myself... hmm... tough call
:boobs:

I thought PF was the resident "wacking off monkey" fan. :confused:










Oh wait, he prefers "flying monkeys". Sorry...my bad. :D