i'm so horny i wanted you to take your camera!

I so horny I might use the camera to get off

"I;m ready for my close up, Mr. Demille!

i'm so horny, but i have to play alone tonight while the wife is on a shoot in houston! :(

I'm so horny that Tess has locked me up in the closet and wont let me out.

I'm so horny I want to be in the closet with you

I am so horny i am thinking about being in a shower......lol

I'm so horny I am going to read to take my mind off of it...

I am so horny i am going to take a shower..............lol

Exactley.. i am on my way to the shower right now!

Im so horny thinking about Suzy all wet and soapy

I'm so horny I could fuck a Canuck

Hope i helped in getting you so high

I'm so horny I'd sell my soul for a blow job

I'm so horny...the birds are afraid to fly past my window!

I'm so horny even my lesbian neighbors are starting to look appealing. :p