I am never doing laundry again....even though I love it!

damn it!!!!!

I really hope I fuck up our bathroom remodelling!

i have one word for red-to-the-center, juicy, sweet strawberries dipped in a little whipped cream.
UGH!

I love planning my day around utility people who are supposed to be here to work on my house at a certain time, although I'm sure they won't be.

I love my job!

my son did not just try to bite off my daughter's toe

That shit ^^^^ is totally unfunny.

Of course wyndhy probably thinks it's halarious. :wiggles:

I did not have a scar for most of my life from where my baby brother tried to bite off my belly button

^^^


Thatoutfitmakesyourbuttlookbig. :p

I have not had five orgasms today--damn, I hate it when I'm not working. :p

yup... a regular knee-slapping laugh riot. especially since he's never trid to bite anyone before...nope he never ever bites...they would love him at daycare if he ever had to go.

that's soo cool. i hope you never tried to get him back.

holy crap...er, i mean UNholy crap...er, whatever
it really sucks that you're not having any fun

I'm also so glad, wyndhy, that my libido is *not* on overdrive, nor am I craving my man's touch. ;)

Boy, I am having a wonderful day!

I don't care at all..
 

I don't care at all that IAKG didnt' share any of her 5 orgasms with me.

I don't want to make her have five more.

I don't find women with high libidos even the least bit sexy.

I don't...
 

I don't want to blindfold myself and tie my hands behind my back and find Liliths scar near her bellybutton only through the soft exploratory touch of my lips.

I don't want to get detoured afterwards south and find myself seeking out other areas to explore just with lips.

I couldn't spend hours at this endeavor.

That's not at all :hot:

I wouldn't..
 

I wouldn't welcome Wyndhy's :hug: with a :x:

And I wouldn't :faint: if she ever did open those legs in her avatar.

I absolutely don't wonder if Wyndhy's son didn't get his love of biting from her. I especially don't find the idea of her enjoying nibbling / biting men's chest, shoulders or necks appealing at all.

I am absolutely pissed at the idea of Lilith posting more pictures.

i would never turn my head real quick and try to slip my tongue in zeph's mouth when he gave me that friendly kiss.

i never bite either...especially shoulders or chins.

i don't have a hug for aqua 'cause he's having a great day and doesn't need one.

Grrrr
 

I didn't just realize how sad I am going to be that Maddy no longer lives in Texas.

Texas won't miss her here at all. And I am not thinking of the Bowling for Soup song "come back to Texas" for her.

Could care less that at least she will still be here at Pixie.

Am not wondering how good exactly Wyndhy is at kissing since she wouldn't be slipping me the tongue since I didn't kiss her.

Love having bad days and totally could care less that someone else is having one and wouldn't offer up someone that did a cool refreshing drink of their choice as a form of cheers and hoping their day got better.

i did not just get called on fucking up my post to the opposite thread

Maddy's move to NE dropped our collective IQ at least ten points.

I didn't just eat one of those God-awful frosted fruit pies from a vending machine.

I don't mean, two.

And I'd never whip a frosty MT Dew in Aqua's general direction.

Too much fiber? :D

And i can definately wait to see them............

I'm not pleased at all that the optometrist who didn't fuck up and give me glasses that weren't discontinued and were defective last week, which didn't take a week and a half to get to me, called me this afternoon to tell me that the replacement glasses, which weren't more expensive, weren't in and ready to be picked up, even though I didn't order them Thursday night.

Ohhhhhhh^^^^^^^^^ i bet you look really cool in those glasses!

Actually, I don't look cool in them. At all. I've received no compliments on them already, either.

Liars....... all LIARS! ooooooooops, wrong thread!~

I'm not going home.


And I didn't just fart. Probably not because of the two vending machine pies I didn't eat.

I got soooooooooo much done today!

My workout didn't get cut short at the gym today. But if it had, it wouldn't be becuase my son got bonked over the head at daycare.

I am apparently not a bitch

yes you are ^^^

I don't hear a train whistle

Being a bitch is sometimes a really horrible thing...

i did not just go "woo-o woooooooo...chica, chica, chica, chica.....wooo-oo woooooooo"

I did not giggle, I swear

that's good, 'cause NO SMILING OR GIGGLING ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, I really did make it through one day being out of the office without five phone calls from work, and, no, I honestly did not just go into the office a little bit ago because they really *can* make it there without me, and, of *course* I'm having zero guilt about it.