The scourge of zealots, including the ones that share my thoughts. :mad:

this is totally random...really. came outta nowhere. just popped in my head.

aluminum hats are worth a try if anyone thinks that maybe some guy might be sharing their thoughts. i totally guaruntee it would work. put on my special hand-made aluminum foil hat - available in 'the beanie' and 'the rex harrison' for only 29.99+s&h - and before you know it no-one will be sharing any thoughts with you.

it'll just be you and your thoughts.

and the hat.

True innovation comes when people leave their comfort zones

You need to stop watching so many sci-fi movies!!!! :D

Why is it that when cats want attention they lay just out of reach for said attention?

It's because the hairs are getting older too. They get tired of climbing all the way to the top of your head, so they stop along the way.

why don't all the raisins fall to the bottom of a box of raisin bran?

Why is it customary to give two weeks notice when you leave a job? You're either mentally chacked out or emotionally crazed during that two weeks....why not just one?

Why can guys take their shirts off in public but girls can't? Girls run a greater risk of getting a heat rash, and let's be honest...you are so much prettier.

Why is it that most of the homely guys you see in public usually have a beautiful woman with them?

Yes! Yes! Mine also!

Why is the grass greener on the other side?

....because it's over the septic tank

I just had to say how funny that is ^^

Why is it that a cemetary has to raise prices due to the cost of living?

A hearse doesn't have a luggage rack for a reason.