Rats, it's going to drop out of the triple digits into the 80s today. What a bummer.

But the increasing humidity should make it pleasant.

I sure wish we'd get some sub-zero weather.

Nah - I'm hoping for some REAL warm weather.

You won't believe how disappointed I was to get sprinkled on when coming to work this morning.

Watching Discovery liftoff this morning was pretty boring.

I like how politicians always act in our best interest and don't waste their time squabbling like a bunch of kids.

My next luxury car will be a Yugo.

I'm thinking now that the heat wave has subsided a bit, I should stay inside more.

I prefer not to be inside...I just HATE sex!

Nothing of any interest is happening this summer.

I'm sure that I really *don't* need a paycheck on Friday.

It's a shame I have to eat and sleep when I could be working.

I'm not worried about someone at all, or how he's handling things.

I really feel bad when one of the terrorists gets caught.