What are 2 things that are best served Very hot and spicy?



A full count

What are ten fingers and ten toes.

Premature ejaculation.

What is the quintessential "no win" situation?

a low Dewpoint.

What is having early morning sex (when the dew is falling) with a homeless person???????


Giraffes, Micheal Jackson and a trampoline

What are playthings for kids at the Neverland Ranch?


Han[d]s and Pa[l]mela

(isn't that a being called a Great Pain in the Ass?)

What is the slang expression for a gay couple in Copenhagen?

Crisco, Butter and Llightly coated in flour

what are three alternatives used at the nudist colony so the members don't stick to the patio furniture.

summersaults and snapdragons.

What my vegitarian gymnasts made me do and then ate in bed?

Precription for Laughter

assuming you mean "perscription" - What is "read pixies forums 3 times a day and call me in the morning"?


Finger licking good!

What is my pussy???????? :D :D


Global warming, rain forest and a dildo

What Mrs. South has that is hot and tasty and not Kentucky Fried.


Depends.

Whoa that was fast diva I was responding to Murphy!

Global warming, rain forest and a dildo

What are two topics that should never be discussed while using the third?

Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter

What does CK do and for whom when it's cold (i.e. springs and falls for Summer in the winter)

laughter, jelly beans and popcorn

What do you find at funny movies ...

Camera, blanket a sexy partner

What do you need e. g. to get a good Pixie pic session?

"Yep! That was the greatest result ever!"

What will I say when they smash in the head of that sniper?

A piece of paper, a heart and genitals

Ever notice jeopardy is more like Johnny Carson's Carnak than the game Jeopardy

What are things that can be pierced?

thesaurus, stegasaurus (sp?) and Mark Twain.

What was the originial title for Conneticutt Yankee in King Arthurs Court or /a Conneticutt Yankee in the Lost Word?

Down but not out.

What is being in the basement "closet"?

sign posts and an atlas.

How did I find my way to Missouri?


Cake, ice cream and long, leisurely lovemaking

Which ingredients cause sugarsprinkles if combined? :D

"Go, go-go-go-go-go-go-gooooo!"

What was said on the way to a climax?

Happy days are here again!

What will dicksbro be singing when he gets his computer back?



Mountains, a waterfall and that "special" someone

What makes a perfect rendevous?

sleeping with the enemy.

How did Jane Fonda get ahead?

Melons, grapefruit, and tennisballs

What are round in nature, but fun to play with?


68, 69, 71

what are "not enough", "just right" and "too much"?

Surfin' the red tide.

What is a counting error?

"Hell, let´s get outta here!"

what is what you say to your girl friend after she informed you she not wearing any panties


my little black book

what is "the smallest book in the world?" (just kidding)

fucked up.

What did the guy do when the girl was on top?

"Leg and thigh, please"

What's a popular request at KFC?


rock, paper, scissors

Who is wrapping a Christmas present for the naughty? (hee hee ... you thought I'd say something about a children's game ;) )


Beer and pretzels

What are the only two things that a married man can now hope to get at a bar?

Love, happines and a cum stain

What bedrooms should be full of?

Pantyhose, pearing knives and velcro

What are three things not allowed near my crotch?

Those aren't golf balls.

What did CK say when reaching under his transvestite Caddies skirt?

Slick boom bam

What does it feel like when we are really fucking?

The surf, the sand and plenty of drinks