I really wish my yard was twice as big, so that the chances of having a heat stroke when mowing in July are doubled. Hey, why not make it three times as large? That sounds good.

I just love job hunting and making resume's!

I love long-distance relationships, and I wouldn't want anything else.

I have a good idea for a reply to this thread!

i'm so bummed it's friday

I love being all alone in chat, gives me time to think instead having some lady wanting to sex me up...

I really don't want a Pixie lady to come over and join me today.

if anyone ever grabbed my ass and lifted my pussy to their mouth so they could lick my clit in long, wet carresses, nipping it gently with their teeth while their fingers dipped deep inside the opening of their choice, i would puke.

that made me nauseous

i'm sorry.

i am really not looking forward to going to the carnival tonight-- the rides are boring, the food sucks, and the kids won't have any fun

I am really bummed that I have to spend the weekend with my kids, instead of them being at their dad's. I mean, they're forcing me to take them swimming, to the movies, out to eat--how much torture can one person take?

i really hope KG has a crappy time because she doesn't deserve any fun because she isn't busy getting ready for a huge move

I really didn't find wyndhy's post amusing at all.

I can't wait to hang up the phone and go home!

NONE of these post made me laugh!!!