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Lilith
02-01-2008, 07:05 PM
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HAMILTON, N.J. - A civilian State Police employee wasaccused of sneaking into a church to look atpornography on a nun's computer. Police arrestedThomas G. Findler Wednesday and charged him withburglary and theft. Authorities said Findler had been sneaking into GraceSt. Paul Episcopal Church in the night over the lastthree weeks to look at pornography. Wednesday morning, a church custodian found Findler,who worships at the church, on a nun's computer. The custodian chased him out, right into a policeofficer who happened to be nearby. Findler works in a local office for the state police. Reached Thursday morning, Findler's father said hisson was not home.___ Information from: The Trentonian, http://www.trentonian.com
Oldfart
02-01-2008, 07:43 PM
Break, enter and perv?
scotzoidman
02-02-2008, 12:08 AM
looking for sanctuary, maybe?
Oldfart
02-02-2008, 07:50 AM
No, it's his altar ego.
jseal
02-02-2008, 08:53 AM
I think he was framed! He was just trying to download some Heavenly Graces, that’s all.
Oldfart
02-03-2008, 01:55 AM
Very indulgent of you there jseal.
jseal
02-05-2008, 01:27 PM
Speaking of indulgences, I've been looking to upgrade my copy of Microsoft Church (http://fgouget.free.fr/fun/MSVatican.shtml). I understand that the current release supports religions other than the original through emulation.

I expected Best Buy to have a good price, but they no longer have it in their catalog.
scotzoidman
02-05-2008, 02:32 PM
Through the MICROSOFT Network, the company's new on-line service, "we will make the sacraments available on-line for the first time" and revive the popular pre-Counter-Reformation practice of selling indulgences, said Gates. "You can get Communion, confess your sins, receive absolution -- even reduce your time in Purgatory -- all without leaving your home."
Too bad, even with his bucks, Gates still hasn't got enough money to buy his way outta Hell ;)
Oldfart
02-06-2008, 03:48 AM
Don't get cross mate.
wyndhy
02-06-2008, 09:26 AM
Speaking of indulgences, I've been looking to upgrade my copy of Microsoft Church (http://fgouget.free.fr/fun/MSVatican.shtml). I understand that the current release supports religions other than the original through emulation.

I expected Best Buy to have a good price, but they no longer have it in their catalog.
:roflmao: you almost got me!

that was some funny stuff.