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Aqua
04-26-2007, 01:33 PM
(shadozfire)

Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

Original story here (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4748292.stm)

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

WildIrish
04-27-2007, 10:45 AM
"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."




:roflmao:

This is why we all need to walk around with camcorders. I'd give my left nut to see that video! Can you imagine the suprised look on his face being caught? lmao

WildIrish
04-27-2007, 10:48 AM
What Mr. Alifi didn't hear was the goat telling Mr. Tombe "Yes...I'll be your valentine.". :loveshowe

IowaMan
04-27-2007, 03:50 PM
Hmmmm, I'm thinking this has a Seussian type rhyme in it someplace just waiting to be written. :p

Eastern
04-27-2007, 04:16 PM
hey i am trying here but i am stumped at moment :truce:

scotzoidman
04-27-2007, 10:06 PM
I've always heard it's not really bestiality if the animal really loves you...

I'd like to see the figures on top of that wedding cake...

Oldfart
04-28-2007, 10:39 AM
Who put the best into bestiality?

WildIrish
04-30-2007, 07:24 AM
Who put the best into bestiality?


Click here (http://pantheon.org/articles/b/belenus.html)

scotzoidman
04-30-2007, 09:33 AM
Ok, then who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?

dicksbro
04-30-2007, 05:47 PM
Ok, then who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?

I'd like to shake his hand cuz' he put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp; he put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop. Why that would have to be Barry Mann.

Shadozfire
05-13-2007, 07:36 PM
How would you like to be this man's second wife and have to compete with a a goat!!!!