Something You Can't Do in California...

[Lilith]

(submitted by gekkogecko)

Reuters to
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SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Having sex with corpses is
now officially illegal in California after Gov. Arnold
Schwarzenegger (news - web sites) signed a bill
barring necrophilia, a spokeswoman said on Friday.

The new legislation marks the culmination of a
two-year drive to outlaw necrophilia in the state and
will help prosecutors who have been stymied by the
lack of an official ban on the practice, according to
experts.

"Nobody knows the full extent of the problem. ... But
a handful of instances over the past decade is
frequent enough to have a bill concerning it," said
Tyler Ochoa, a professor at Santa Clara University
School of Law who has studied California cases
involving allegations of necrophilia.

"Prosecutors didn't have anything to charge these
people with other than breaking and entering. But if
they worked in a mortuary in the first place,
prosecutors couldn't even charge them with that,"
Ochoa said.

The state's first attempt to outlaw necrophilia, in
response to a case of a man charged with having sex
with the corpse of a 4-year-old girl in Southern
California, stalled last year in a legislative
committee.

Lawmakers revived the bill this year after an
unsuccessful prosecution of a man found in a San
Francisco funeral home drunk and passed out on top of
an elderly woman's corpse.

The new law makes sex with a corpse a felony
punishable by up to eight years in prison.

[scotzoidman]

So now you can't legally crack open a cold one in CA...

[Lilith]

*groans* :spank: scotz :spank:

[WildIrish]

What if they are only playing dead? Is that still ok?


No honeymoon in CA. :rolleyes:



I'm just kidding honey. :D

[BlondBabe]

OMG..WI...lmao!!!!! You're so bad!! :p

I bet some people in CA are pissed now......:rolleyes:

[sodaklostsoul]

I think WI just wanted one of these :spank: cause scotz got one.

LMAO

[flutelady]

Nope, not pissed at all. You're most definitely describing Southern California, we're much more evolved in Northern California.... LMAO ;)

[lakritze]

People of Northern California,please send care packeges with the tools we on the southern end need to help us evolve.heh heh I thought it had always been illegal.

[PantyFanatic]

...Prosecutors didn't have anything to charge these
people with other than breaking and entering....
If that is true, it has to be the only state without established legislation against "abuse of a corpse". :confused:

[denny]

Nope, not pissed at all. You're most definitely describing Southern California, we're much more evolved in Northern California.... LMAO ;)
Since when is San Francisco in Southern Ca? Nice try flutelady!

[flutelady]

Noooo, that's not what I said. I said that kind of stuff (ie fucking corpses) sounds like SoCal activity and you wouldn't see it in NoCal (SF, etc.)

Now... take your punishment and no complaining------> :spank:

[Lisa976]

Nope, not pissed at all. You're most definitely describing Southern California, we're much more evolved in Northern California.... LMAO ;)
HHhhmm I don't know about all that,,,geeezzz,,,we aren't all a bunch of dumbass surfers down here that don't know a warm hole from a cold one,,,

[flutelady]

Correct... I was teasing... hence the "LMAO" :)

[PantyFanatic]

.....,,,geeezzz,,,we aren't all a bunch of dumbass surfers down here .....
I wonder why we seem so sensitive? :rolleyes:


Do you think there could be an image problem somewhere, flutelady? :confused:
:grin: LMAO ;)

[flutelady]

Actually, my comment was just meant to be teasing, and it was directed towards Denny.... hence the "LMAO".

[Lisa976]

Sorry guys,,was a little testy last night,,,was not meant bad,,Guess shouldn't post while already mad :rolleyes:

[flutelady]

(((((Lisa)))))

[dicksbro]

"The state's first attempt to outlaw necrophilia, in response to a case of a man charged with having sex with the corpse of a 4-year-old girl in Southern California, stalled last year in a legislative committee."

Your tax dollars at work. :rolleyes:

You think this will cost Arnold the necrophilia vote?