funny

[Booger]

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the
veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears so he
cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to
tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from re-occurring she
should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in
its ears once a month.


The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover.

At the register the druggist tells her: "If you're going to use
this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady says "I'm not using it under my arms."

The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a
couple of days."

The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm
using it on my schnauzer."

The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."

[Sharni]

LMAO

[Steph]

LOL

I can imagine my moose of a dog allowing me to rub stinky nair on him!!!!

[hellsbells]

HAHAHAHAHA

here's another for you

A man staggers home from the pub at 3am and finds his wife naked on the bed.

He decides to show some interest and gently kisses her on the forehead, but got no response.

he then softly kisses her lips and still no response. Moving downwards he caresses her neck and then brushes his lips expertly across each breast, before continuing slowly downward with his tongue until he finds a haven exploring her navel.

No reaction whatever.

His next move is to bend right down and kiss the inside of her thigh and lick behind each knee.

At this the wife sits bolt upright and scream... "If it had been a pub you wouldn't have fucking missed it"