S H O W M E

[osuche]

...and I'll show you a woman ready for bed

Show me a man who looks up women's skirts...

[skyler_m]

and i'll show you someone who may get some jail time

(none for me yet)

Show me a good meal...

[denny]

and I'll follow you anywhere.

Show me a good time and.....

[osuche]

...I'll follow you to San Diego


Show me a man who flirts...

[denny]

and I'll show an old horny devil.

Show me a woman who flirts back.......

[osuche]

...and I'll show you a woman waiting for you to show up.


Show me a woman with lots of travel in her future...

[denny]

........and I'll show you a lady with lot's of frequent flyer miles to burn.

[osuche]

Your question, darling?

[denny]

SHOW ME A WOMAN WITH A SEXY BOTTOM AND i'LL......

[osuche]

... show you a man who has to spank it :D :p

Show me a man who is totally kissable...

[denny]

.and I'll show you a woman with great kissing skills.

Show me a woman with a come hither look and.........

[osuche]

I'll show you a man thinking about coming hither.

Show me a man who got lots of family time this weekend...

[denny]

and I'll show you a dedicated father.

Show me a pretty face and..........

[osuche]

...I'll show you a man wondering what she looks like when she cums.

Show me a man who is wondering...

[denny]

.........what she looks like when she cums and I'll show you a gut who is hooked!

Show me a horny lady and.......

[osuche]

...I'll show you a lady who is too often alone

Show me a man who has horns...

[skyler_m]

and i'll show you a good time. :D

Show me a six pack...

[musicman]

and I'll show you a guy who likes to show off (sadly I'm not one of them ;))

show me a starbucks on every damn corner

[denny]

And I'll show you any American city.

Show me a cute set of boobs and.......

[dicksbro]

... and I'll show you how quickly I can start drooling. :)

Show me a pretty smile ...

[musicman]

and I'll show you what first attracted me to my wife

show me a banana split

[osuche]

...and I'll show you two ladies who would like to share one.

Show me a woman who misses Starbucks...

[dicksbro]

Show me a woman who misses Starbucks ... and I'll show you a lady ready to audition some young bucks who haven't reached stardom yet. :)

Show me an icy road ....

[osuche]

Show me an icy road .... and I'll show you a woman who sometimes regrets not having 4 wheel drive

Show me a woman with *no* money on hand...

[dicksbro]

Show me a woman with *no* money on hand ... and I'll show you a lady who's a "credit" to the stores. :)

Show me a smartass ...

[osuche]

Show me a smartass ... and I'll show you a woman who would like to make his ass smart. :p

Show me a piece of pie...

[musicman]

and I'll show a guy diving right into it....

show me a beehive

[osuche]

show me a beehive...and I'll show you a woman who likes to stir the nest

Show me a BIG piece of tiramisu...

[musicman]

and I'll show you someone who'd like to share it with you.....

show me a whole trunk of sex toys

[osuche]

show me a whole trunk of sex toys...and I'll show you a woman in need of batteries

Show me a man who likes to make promises...

[musicman]

and I'll show you one who wants to try and keep them

show me a skeptical woman

[osuche]

show me a skeptical woman...and I'll show you a woman who thinks herself a realist

Show me a man who feels differently...

[musicman]

and I'll show you one trying to prove her wrong

show me a cold woman

[osuche]

show me a cold woman...and I'll show you someone not sitting next to Musicman

Show me a man without a clue...

[musicman]

awww - you're too sweet to me....

show me a man without a clue and I'll show you a dimwit

show me a woman without a clue......

[kleclere]

And I'll show you a female dimwit.

Show me a woman who enjoys her body and I'll show you.......

[musicman]

a man who enjoys her body too

show me a guy with a tent in his pants

[kleclere]

And I'll show you a woman who wants to relieve that tent.


Show me someone who enjoys playing smut games and I'll show you.....

[IAKaraokeGirl]

...someone who has great friends.


Show me someone attending his or her child's sporting events...

[kleclere]

And I'll show you a proud parent.

Show me a lady with someone between her legs and I'll show you.....

[IAKaraokeGirl]

...someone who doesn't want to move.

Show me someone who withholds information...

[kleclere]

And I'll show you someone who holds things inside them.

Show me a person who takes time to smell the roses and I'll show you...........

[IAKaraokeGirl]

...someone who is relaxed.

Show me an empty cupboard...

[kleclere]

And I'll show you someone needing to go shopping.


Show me a lady who likes to be made love to in the shower and I'll show you....

[skyler_m]

a woman with pruney everything.

Show me a guy who prefers a bath...

[musicman]

and I'll show you a woman who'll sponge his back

show me champagne and a fireplace

[osuche]

...and I'll show you someone getting laid tonight.

Show me a woman who feels accomplished...

[Ranger1930]

.. and i'll show you a very house-broken husband..

show me a man who knows how to dress proper

[musicman]

and I'll show you a woman who loves to be on his arm

show me a surprising phone call

[osuche]

show me a surprising phone call...and I'll show you someone who had a cardiac moment.

Show me a man planning for Valentines Day...

[south]

and I'll show you a sentimental sap,

show me true love...

[dicksbro]

Show me true love ... and I'll show you something really beautiful.

Show me and open fly ...

[musicman]

and I'll show you some happy genitals

show me a roomful of naked people

[osuche]

show me a roomful of naked people ... and I'll show you someone imagining them whilst giving a speech

Show me a man sitting in the audience...

[musicman]

and I'll show you a man trying to mentally undress the woman giving the speech

show me a hot dog

[osuche]

show me a hot dog...and I'll show you a woman who can make a man totally hot while she's eating it

Show me a man who likes a show...

[kleclere]

And I'll show you a man who loves women.

Show me a man with good color matching skills and I'll show you.....

[dicksbro]

Show me a man with good color matching skills and I'll show you.....and I'll show you a man that likes to see the justaposition of flesh tones, luscious pink and creamy white.

Show me a sexy movie ...

[osuche]

Show me a sexy movie ... and I'll show you a woman who liked being filmed.

Show me a man behind the camera...

[skyler_m]

and i'll show you a dream of mine come true... (just need a lady that would let me take her pics...)

Show me a digital camera...

[osuche]

Show me a digital camera... and I'll show you a man who needs to purchase new batteries

Show me a man with a photographer...

[skyler_m]

and i'll show you some new pics in the men's section!

Show me some toys...

[osuche]

Show me some toys... and I'll show you a woman waiting for a phone call LOL

Show me a man who wats to borrow some toys...

[skyler_m]

and I'll show you someone hoping to take some pictures...

Show me a free evening...

[osuche]

Show me a free evening... and I'll show you a very lucky man

Show me people who are addicted to Pixies...

[musicman]

and I'll show you all our posts in smut games

show me how to be that lucky man with osuche

[osuche]

show me how to be that lucky man with osuche...and I'll show you an osuche who is also lucky

Show me a friendin need...

[skyler_m]

and I'll show you someone who would help in any way possible.

Show me a sore back...

[osuche]

Show me a sore back... and I'll sow you a man who needs to get his workout more often.

Show me a woman in heat....

[musicman]

and I'll show you a guy who wants to help

show me a jellybean and some licorice

[osuche]

show me a jellybean and some licorice...and I'll show you a man with a sweet tooth

Show me a woman who wants romance...

[dicksbro]

Show me a woman who wants romance...and I'll show you a lady looking for a gentleman.

Show me satin sheets and pillowcases ...

[musicman]

and I'll show you a couple who make love on the floor because they keep falling out of bed

show me a quiet sunday morning

[dicksbro]

... and I'll show you a somewhat lazy family. :D

Show me a sexy photo ...

[musicman]

and I'll direct you to pixies

show me a sexy woman

[osuche]

show me a sexy woman...and I'll show you someone tired of fucking her.

Show me a man on a mission...

[musicman]

Show me a man on a mission...and i'll show you a guy taking over fucking the sexy woman

show me a person running late for work

[dicksbro]

Show me a person running late for work ... and I'll show a someone hoping there are no speed traps. :)

Show me a dress, bra and panties on the floor ...

[osuche]

Show me a dress, bra and panties on the floor ... and I'll show you a man who doesn't appreciate lingerie.

Show me a man who loves Frederick's of Hollywood....

[Tess]

Show me a man who loves Frederick's of Hollywood.... and I'll show you a man with kinky tastes :)


Show me a woman who loves Fredericks of Hollywood....

[dicksbro]

Show me a woman who loves Fredericks of Hollywood....and I'll show you a kinky woman with taste. :D :D

Hamburger, fries and a coke with change back from your dollar ...

[osuche]

Hamburger, fries and a coke with change back from your dollar ... or so DB tells me (I wasn't alive then!)...

Would you like fries with that?

[imaginewithme]

Show me some fries with that burger and I will show you my extra pounds..hehe

Show me someone smiling.....

[skyler_m]

and i'll show you someone with mischief on his mind. :D

Show me someone up late at night...

[imaginewithme]

and you'd be looking at me.

Show me someone who can't get enough of their s/o....

[musicman]

and I'll show you a very content person

show me a tired soul

[dicksbro]

... and I'll show you a spiritless spirit.

Show me an artist's easel ...

[osuche]

Show me an artist's easel ... and I'll show you a man who likes body paint

Show me a woman fit to be rendered...

[musicman]

Show me a woman fit to be rendered...and I'll show you a completed work of art

show me a jealous SO

[imaginewithme]

Show me a jealous s/o and I will show you the other must be on Pixies too often.

Show me a sunrise....

[dicksbro]

Show me a sunrise ... and I'll show you the favorite part of my day.

Show me a happy face ...

[musicman]

Show me a happy face ...and I'll show you a content person

show me a bar owner

[imaginewithme]

Show me a bar owner... and you will see a man that sees it all.

Show me a new car....

[osuche]

Show me a new car....and I'll show you someone who has big payments ahead

Show me a woman with no clue...

[skyler_m]

and I'll show you a guy willing to help her...

show me a warm but rainy day...

[osuche]

...and I'll show you a woman who hasn't been outside yet

Show me a man who is finally home...

[dicksbro]

Show me a man who is finally home ... and I'll show you a man who is quite happy.

Show me a loving wife ....

[imaginewithme]

Show me a loving wife and I will show you a well deserved husband.

Show me a lonely wife....

[dicksbro]

Show me a lonely wife....and I'll show you a thoughtless husband.

Show me a busy schedule ...

[Rayna]

show me a busy schedule... and i'll show you a stressed out person

show me a messy room

[musicman]

show me a messy room and I'll show you someone who hasn't been home to clean it

show me a tired pixie

[dicksbro]

Show me a tired pixie ... and I'll show you someone that finally got home and cleaned it. :D :D

Show me a sale on Kleenex ...

[imaginewithme]

Show me a sale on Kleenex.....and someone with a cold is there!

Show me a new dress.....

[musicman]

Show me a new dress.....and I"ll show you a hot woman wearing it

show me a 24 of beer

[imaginewithme]

Show me a 24 of beer and I will show you some friends getting together.

Show me a spring day.....

[musicman]

Show me a spring day.....and I"ll show you a big smile on my face

show me a hug from a new friend

[imaginewithme]

Show me a hug from a new friend and I will show you someone with a great big smile.

Show me a porn movie....

[musicman]

Show me a porn movie....and I'll show you someone who'll watch it with you

show me an expensive dinner

[dicksbro]

Show me an expensive dinner ... and I'll show you an anniversary or an expense account. :)

Show me an unzipped fly ...

[musicman]

Show me an unzipped fly ...and I'll show you a very happy guy

show me a naked woman standing in front of me

[Tess]

show me a naked woman standing in front of me... and I'll show you a woman about to move into a more acessible position.


Show me a butt encased in tight blue jeans...

[dicksbro]

Show me a butt encased in tight blue jeans...and I'll show you a guy imagining her fully revealed. :)

Show me a three ring binder ....

[musicman]

Show me a three ring binder ....and I'll show you my "black book" LOL

show me a boring hockey game

[dicksbro]

Show me a boring hockey game ... and I'll show you where to find the beer booth.

Show me a cop with a radar gun ...

[musicman]

Show me a cop with a radar gun ...and I'll show you a line up of people slamming on their brakes

show me a cop who wants to frisk you

[imaginewithme]

Show me a cop that wants to frisk you...and I will show a cop with his hands full.

Show me a woman with a porn video....

[dicksbro]

Show me a woman with a porn video ... and I'll show you a woman who's thinking along the same lines as me. :D

Show me a condom salesman ...

[musicman]

and I'll show you a guy happy to demonstrate his products

show me a milk man

[dicksbro]

show me a milk man ... and I'll show you someone that likes to keep abreast of things. :)

Show me Timon and Pumbaa ...

[musicman]

Show me Timon and Pumbaa ...and I'll show you no worries, mate!

show me a health club for women only

[dicksbro]

show me a health club for women only ... and I'll show you a line of guys wanting to work there.

Show me a stopped watch ...

[musicman]

Show me a stopped watch ...and I'll show you a stitch in time

show me a brothel

[dicksbro]

Show me a brothel ... and I'll show you a place that welcomes strangers.

Show me a new car ...

[thereIam]

Show me a new car ... and I'll show you a happy insurance agent.

Show me a nude picture ...

[dicksbro]

and I'll show you a happy viewer. :)

Show me a busy Pixie's Place ...

[musicman]

Show me a busy Pixie's Place ...and I'll show you someone behind on the posts

show me a busy pixie

[Sugarsprinkles]

and I'll show you someone most likely typing one handed. :D




Show me someone sick of politics as usual...........

[dicksbro]

Show me someone sick of politics as usual...and I'll show you the average voter.

Show me a bucket of fried chicken ...

[SuzyQ]

Show me a bucket of fried chicken I and I will show you a home where Mom's away...

[musicman]

Show me a bucket of fried chicken ...and I'll show you the fat going right into my arteries :D LOL

show me a relaxing day

[osuche]

And I'll show you something that will fuck it up.

Show me a woman who is always horny...

[musicman]

and I'll show you me on he way to her house....

show me a friend I haven't seen in a while

[dicksbro]

show me a friend I haven't seen in a while ... and I'll show you a happy reunion.

Show me an open fly ...

[musicman]

Show me an open fly ...and i"ll show you someone ready to fuck

show me life after death

[dicksbro]

show me life after death ... and I'll show you a common hope.

Show me an empty billfold ...

[IAKaraokeGirl]

...and I'll show you someone eating at home tonight.

Show me someone who's insecure...

[dicksbro]

and I'll show you someone hoping something good is going to happen.

Show me a deserted beach ...

[osuche]

Show me a deserted beach ... and I'll show you some water pollution (it's everywhere I tell you)

Show me a ladies panties...

[campingboy]

and I will show you how I would like to take them off.

Show me a lady on my lap....

[osuche]

Show me a lady on my lap.... and I'll show you a lady in for a fun ride


Show me someone who works too hard...

[campingboy]

and I will show you someone who know how to enjoy what personal time she has.

[Steph]

& I'll show you someone who's organized.



Show me some candles & massage oils . . .

[osuche]

Show me some candles & massage oils . . . and I'll show you a woman who would be napping with enough encouragement. ;)

Show me a man who likes to lick the plate...

[dicksbro]

Show me a man who likes to lick the plate...and I'll show you a lady who likes to be served on a platter.

Show me an open fly ...

[osuche]

Show me an open fly ... and I'll show you osuche with ideas


Show me a woman who is feeling lonely...

[dicksbro]

Show me a woman who is feeling lonely...and I'll show you an open fly. :D Oops ... did I say that? :D

Show me a news program telling "good news" ...

[musicman]

Show me a news program telling "good news" and I'll show you fictional tv

show me a night without reality tv

[darogle]

...and I'll show you a damn fine night of television viewing.

Show me a pair of edible undies...

[imaginewithme]

Show me a pair of edible undies....and I'll show you a tasty meal

Show me an erotic story .....

[musicman]

Show me an erotic story and I'll show you an aroused individual

show me a weak kneed person

[imaginewithme]

Show me a weak kneed person and I will show you me after a romantic email.

Show me some wet panties.....

[Catch22]

ttt

[campingboy]

Show me some wet panties.... and I will know where to find PF.


Show me a messy bed.....

[IAKaraokeGirl]

...and I'll show you a karaokegirl who sometimes doesn't have time to make it while trying to get herself and two small children out the door in the morning. :)

Show me someone who rubs his or her face a lot...

[exhib_it_all]

and I'll show you someone who gets lots of colds.



Show me a hot cup of coffee...

[dicksbro]

Show me a hot cup of coffee ... and I'll show you some hot lips. :)

Show me your tits ...

[osuche]

....and I'll have to kill you.

Show me a smile....

[IAKaraokeGirl]

...and I'll show you someone with something up his/her sleeve.

Show me someone who woke up early on Christmas...

[SuzyQ]

and I will show you a horny hubby,

Show me the way to go home

[WildIrish]

and I'll show you someone waiting for you to get there.


Show me someone who squeezes toothpaste from the middle of the tube...

[SuzyQ]

and I will show you someone who is a candidate for my wrath...

Show me someone who doesn't put the toilet seat down

[WildIrish]

And I'll show you someone that deserves to get woken up by the holler of an ass hitting the freezing cold bowl in the middle of the night!

Show me a big cardboard box...

[SuzyQ]

and I will show you the way to the recyling bin...

Show me a horny man

[WildIrish]

And I'll show you a guy with a strong right arm.


Show me your panties...

[imaginewithme]

Show me your panties....and I'll show you mine

Show me a man with a hard cock.......

[dicksbro]

Show me a man with a hard cock.......and I'll show you a guy that just saw those panties ^^^^^. :D

Show me somebody who love Pixies ....

[imaginewithme]

and you'll see imaginewithme

Show me a person that loves fantasy......

[Winston77]

and I tell you to go to the interactive/role playing stories


Show me a person that writes in those stories

[imaginewithme]

and you'll see a very sensual person

Show me a morning person and....

[dicksbro]

Show me a morning person and ... you're probably pointing at me.

Show me a night person and ...

[Winston77]

and I'll show you a person that bursts in flames at sunrise!

Show me something that's blue, white, and red

[dicksbro]

Show me something that's blue, white, and red ... and I'll show you a sad caucasian who's blushing. (Best I could do on short notice. :))

Show me a nudist resort and ...

[imaginewithme]

Show me a nudist resort and you'll see a bunch of confident people.

Show me a concert....

[BigBear57]

Show me a concert and I'll show you a good time.

Show me a pretty day.....

[imaginewithme]

Show me a pretty day and I'll show you a bunch of people at the beach

Show me a porn

[Winston77]

Show me a porn movie and I'll show you my hard cock.


show me a long stormy night

[imaginewithme]

Show me a long stormy night and I'll show you a scared imaginewithme

Show me some satin panties

[Winston77]

show me some satin panties and I'll show you my tongue



show me a mirror on the wall

[dicksbro]

Show me a mirror on the wall ... and I'll reflect on what you show me. :)

Show me a picture of oral sex ...

[osuche]

...and I'll show you a man who wants to get in on the action



Show me a lady in distress....

[dicksbro]

Show me a lady in distress ... and I'll show you a bottle of Rolaids.

Show me a stain on the front of his pants ...

[IAKaraokeGirl]

...and I'll show you a man who has been teased past the point of no return.

Show me a woman with a new hair-do...

[dicksbro]

... and I'll show you a compliment waiting to happen.

Show me a car with a big scratch on it ...

[nicole2309]

... and i'll show you a woman who feels much better now

Show me a man sitting naked in front of a computer ...

[Mercury_Maniac]

......and i'll show you one sticky screen and keyboard


Show me a beautiful woman in a red dress.............

[dicksbro]

... and I'll wonder how he noticed the red dress. :)

Show me a sandwich, chips and a beer ...

[Mercury_Maniac]

and i'll show you a well-balanced diet :D



Show me big bed and lots of pillows.....

[dicksbro]

.. and I'll show you where I want to take my wife. :)

Show me a gas tank on empty ...

[osuche]

....and I'll show you a man who doesn't have $75 for a full tank


Show me a room full of people....

[bare4you]

...and I'll show you people waiting to see a doctor.

Show me a room full of babies...

[AngelicVampires]

...and I'll show you the list of men waiting to get vasectomies.

Show me the perfect man....

[Mercury_Maniac]

......and I'll show you a picture of hell freezing over.


Show me an erotic dance.......

[AngelicVampires]

Just for you MM....not that I've seen the perfect man but...

[dicksbro]

Just for you MM....not that I've seen the perfect man but...

LOL AV. Cute.

Show me a pixie and I'll show you ...

[bare4you]

Someone who loves sharing themselves with others that care

Show me someone who isn't afraid to take a chance...

[AngelicVampires]

...and I'll show you a person that revels in confidence.

Show me a person that can make everyone smile.....

[musicman]

and I'll show you a class clown

show me some who can cheer up your doldrums.....

[dicksbro]

... and I'll show you a pixie lady.

Show me a cloudy day ...

[rabbit]

...and I'll show you a bad beach day.

Show me a pesimistic person...

[alspals69]

and i'll show you someone in need of looking at the pixie pics (well, it cheers me up anyhow)

Show me a person with toilet paper hanging out the back of their pants...

[osuche]

...and I'll show oyu someone who really enjoyed their trip to the bathroom.


Show me someone with a big grin on their face...

[wyndhy]

...and i'll show you someone who went crazy with the botox. :p:D

show me a rabbit's foot....

[bare4you]

...and I'll show you a pile of rabbit poop it just walked in

Show me a "happy camper" ...

[dicksbro]

* BUMP *

... and I'll show you a pixie with a damp spot on his "tent!" :)

Show me a politician ...

[pinkFlames]

I'll show you someone who's never believed.

Show me Santa's sack...

[dicksbro]

... and I'll show you what's in my "package." :)

Show me a sunny warm day ...

[pinkFlames]

and I'll show you a hot footpath.

Show me a hot dinner...

[dicksbro]

And I'll show you a clean plate. :boink:

Show me a beautiful snowfall ...

[pinkFlames]

And I'll show you a pretty Snow Globe.

Show me a shop on Christmas eve...

[dicksbro]

And I'll show you employees that wish they were someplace else.

Show me a winning lottery ticket ...

[pinkFlames]

And I'll show you an expression of disbelief.

Show me an Australian beach...

[dicksbro]

And I'll show you a broad expanse of white sands.

Show me a tall cold beer ...

[ghost13]

And I'll show you a happy ghost... (especially if it's a Weizen)

Show me a woman with a Brazilian wax... No, really... show me... ;)

ghost

[Bebi Dempster]

Brazillian Waxed (http://www.hairnailsandbeauty.com.au/database/images/prod_799.JPG)

and i'll show you some pain

Show me a hot tattoo (in the RIGHT SPOT) :wink:

[ghost13]

And I'll show you a sexy Aussie that's one happy little sheila... =)

Show me a nice pair of lips...

ghost

[Bebi Dempster]

And i'll let you taste them

Show me a nice firm tanned arse

[ghost13]

And I'll show you someone who squeezed the buns... lol

Show me a lady who knows what she likes...

ghost

[SethAwakened]

and ill show you somone who will show you a good time

show me somone who will show me a good time

[mercifulangel]

and i will show u a happy seth

show me someone who can satisfy a woman

[pinkFlames]

And I'll show you another woman.

Show me a Golden Dildo...

[mercifulangel]

and i will show you an estatic woman.

Show me wet panties.

[PantyFanatic]

And I'll show you how wonderful they taste.

Show mw how many women it will take to pry them out of my lips. :tongue:

[SethAwakened]

and i think i would show you me giving up cuz it might not be possible hahahahahahhahahaha

show me someone who loves to suck dick almost as much as they love it in them

[pinkFlames]

and I'll show you ME!

Show me a nice cosy waterbed...

[SethAwakened]

and ill show u my room =)

show me somethign completely unexpected

[Coaster]

... and I'll show you a resurrected thread!

Show me a sumptious pixie.....

[kleclere]

.. I'll show you all the beautifol pizes here.


Show me big boobie...

[jseal]

… and I’ll show you my waterbed.


Show me a wedding cake …

[kleclere]

I'll show you someone who just got married.



Showme an empty bed and...

[gigi]

I'll show you some snuggle time.

Show me a positive pregnancy test....

[needsum51]

And I will show you a happy fellow!

Show me a new toy..

[kleclere]

And I'll show youhow to get it wet.



Show me an excited person..

[dicksbro]

... and I'll show you someone thinking about sex!

Show me yours ....

[kleclere]

..only if you showme yours first.

Showme a naked....

[dicksbro]

... girl and I'll show you why I have this erection.

Show me soapy bucket ...

[kleclere]

...and I'll show you an impromptu wet tshirt contest.


Show me a nice set of buns...

[jseal]

… and I’ll show you a tasty snack!


Show me a wooded mountain …

[kleclere]

...and I'll show you a saw mill.

Show me a willing partner

[WildIrish]

and I'll show you someone that won't get much sleep tonight.


Show me a new pair of shoes...

[kleclere]

...and I'll show you a happy lady.



Show me a house with no kids and.....

[dicksbro]

... and I'll show you a great place to make love.

Show me a tub full of hot water and ...

[kleclere]

... I'll show you two people having wet fun.



Show me a person tied to the bed...

[dicksbro]

... and I'll show you a person who won't be sleepwalking.

Show me a wet spot on the sheet ...

[kleclere]

...and I will show you a very content person.


Show me a tight shirt...